Or: Melanie’s Magic Oven Goes “Kaput”..
The Wizard of Oz had the same problem when that little dog bit his leg. The curtain got pulled back.
This is that moment, folks.
Ponzi Fiske should immediately call an emergency General Meeting and resign.
Trumpenhausen is not even showing up for work. Somehow the stores run smoothly without her.
The search for a replacement has officially started. It needs to be accelerated
Why has it taken Ponzi Fiske so long to get to this decision?
Thirty thousand members kept in the dark. I guess they won’t be voting him in as County Supervisor anytime soon.